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+15 celsius: Spanish starts to use caps, gloves and quilted jackets, Finns are taking sunbath.

+10 celsius: French are trying to put central heating on, Finns are planting flowers.

+5 celsius: Italians cars won’t get started. Vantaanjoki’s river turns little bit more chunky.

-5 celsius: The first Californians dies of coldness, finnish Midsummer parties ends.

-10 celsius: Scots turns the heat on their homes, Finns starts to use long-sleeved shirts.

-20 celsius: Swedish are staying in interiors. Finns are grilling the last sausages before winter.

-30 celsius: Half of Greeks freeze to death. Finns starts to dry their laundry in interiors.

-40 celsius: Fake Santa Clauses moves to the south. Finnish military winter training is cancelled because of the weather is too hot.

-50 celsius: Danes teeth dropped from their mouths. Finnish military winter training begins.

-70 celsius: Siberian move to Moscow. The Finns goes nuts because they can’t no longer maintain Koskenkorva (=alcohol) outdoors.

-273 celsius: Absolute zero. Finns are saying each other: God Damn, it’s cold outside!

-300 celsius: Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.

(via smedleyfm)